Q.   What does an orthopaedic surgeon call the heart.
A.   A soft tissue organ for pumping cefuroxime around the body.

Q.   What do you call 2 orthopaedic surgeons reading an ECG.
A.   A double blind trial.

Q:   What did the patient say to the annoying doctor during Liposuction surgery?
A:   Doc, you're really starting to get under my skin!!